Bad Guy Picks the Wrong Lady to Mug in an Elevator

Note to Self: "How Do I hide out from the police looking like this?"

The only place this guy can hide out is at a Tattoo Shop!  He needs to be introduced to removable Henna Tattoos 

Job Security, Job Security!



Hunter Wanted for Clowning Around with Gorillas!

KAMPALA, UGANDA:  Some years back, Wildlife Officials were on the lookout for a hunter that was utilizing a tranquilizer gun to shoot Gorillas.  After knocking them out, he would dress them in a ridiculous clown outfit.  Up to four Gorillas were spotted in the wild wearing a clown suit.  Officials were upset, as they had to recapture the Gorillas in order to remove the suits.  The hunter was never arrested, however, they are currently investigating many new cases of cross dressing animals and suspect this same hunter to be the culprit.

GOOD SAMARITAN HELPS GRANNY ROB BANK

MINNESOTA:  A 70-year-old woman who allegedly warned a Minnesota bank teller she had a gun and wanted cash, left with nearly $4,000, but she and her unsuspecting getaway driver didn't get far.


Sandra Bathke, of Janes, Minn., was followed by a bank employee until police caught up to them and arrested Bathke, authorities said.

"An elderly woman entered the bank and approached a bank teller saying that she wanted money and that she had gun," said a statement released by Tom Doherty, the LeSueur County Sheriff. "An undisclosed amount of money was given by the teller and the suspect exited the bank."

The heist occurred Wednesday when Bathke recruited Luke Weimart, 26, to drive her to the Elysian Bank so she could make a withdrawal to pay her rent, police said.


Weimart's mother is Bathke's landlord and he thought he was doing Bathke a favor. He didn't realized that when she came out of the bank he unwittingly became a getaway driver, according to police.

~ Courtesy of ABC News

Transgendered Fake Doctor Conducts Breast Exams in Bars!!!

BOISE IDAHO:

An Idaho judge has set bond at $100,000 for a Boise woman police say posed as a physician and duped at least two other women into having their breasts examined by her at Boise-area nightclubs.

Kristina Ross, 37, remains in Ada County Jail in Boise on two felony counts of practicing medicine without a license.

Police say Ross introduced herself to victims — one at a downtown Boise bar and the other at a nightclub in a Boise suburb — as a plastic surgeon named Berlyn Aussieahshowna, a name that turned out to be bogus.

The two women told Boise officers they believed Ross was a physician because of her apparent medical knowledge, and they agreed to undergo what they thought were breast exams, which happened at the bars.

The suspect’s gender is unclear. Idaho court records show that Ross was arrested for petty theft in the spring and that the arrest warrant was issued to a Kristoffer Jon Ross.

The Idaho Statesman website reported that Ross has a previous criminal record as a man but identifies herself as a woman and was booked into Ada County Jail as a female.

If convicted, Ross could face a maximum of five years in prison and a fine of up to $10,000 for each count.

Woman Set Boyfriend's Crotch Area On Fire

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. -- This week, Belinda Newbold decided to set her boyfriend's crotch area on fire as he slept.  He awoke to the horrid sight of his crotch area on fire, as she stood over him with a lighter in hand.  Talk about a hot relationship.  Belinda explained that she was just trying to steam up their love life.

Can I use your Facebook while I Rob your house?

These "genius" broke into the home of Washington Post reporter Marc Fisher last week.  He stole a laptop, cash and the coat you see him wearing.  He then thought it would be a great idea to post this picture on Mr. Fisher's son's facebook account, as he boldly wore the stolen coat and pointed at the cash he stole.  Genius....Just Genius!