Thursday, December 23, 2010

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Note to Self: "How Do I hide out from the police looking like this?"

The only place this guy can hide out is at a Tattoo Shop!  He needs to be introduced to removable Henna Tattoos 

Job Security, Job Security!






Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Hunter Wanted for Clowning Around with Gorillas!


KAMPALA, UGANDA:  Some years back, Wildlife Officials were on the lookout for a hunter that was utilizing a tranquilizer gun to shoot Gorillas.  After knocking them out, he would dress them in a ridiculous clown outfit.  Up to four Gorillas were spotted in the wild wearing a clown suit.  Officials were upset, as they had to recapture the Gorillas in order to remove the suits.  The hunter was never arrested, however, they are currently investigating many new cases of cross dressing animals and suspect this same hunter to be the culprit.

Monday, December 20, 2010

GOOD SAMARITAN HELPS GRANNY ROB BANK

MINNESOTA:  A 70-year-old woman who allegedly warned a Minnesota bank teller she had a gun and wanted cash, left with nearly $4,000, but she and her unsuspecting getaway driver didn't get far.


Sandra Bathke, of Janes, Minn., was followed by a bank employee until police caught up to them and arrested Bathke, authorities said.


"An elderly woman entered the bank and approached a bank teller saying that she wanted money and that she had gun," said a statement released by Tom Doherty, the LeSueur County Sheriff. "An undisclosed amount of money was given by the teller and the suspect exited the bank."

The heist occurred Wednesday when Bathke recruited Luke Weimart, 26, to drive her to the Elysian Bank so she could make a withdrawal to pay her rent, police said.


Weimart's mother is Bathke's landlord and he thought he was doing Bathke a favor. He didn't realized that when she came out of the bank he unwittingly became a getaway driver, according to police.

~ Courtesy of ABC News

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Transgendered Fake Doctor Conducts Breast Exams in Bars!!!


BOISE IDAHO:

An Idaho judge has set bond at $100,000 for a Boise woman police say posed as a physician and duped at least two other women into having their breasts examined by her at Boise-area nightclubs.

Kristina Ross, 37, remains in Ada County Jail in Boise on two felony counts of practicing medicine without a license.

Police say Ross introduced herself to victims — one at a downtown Boise bar and the other at a nightclub in a Boise suburb — as a plastic surgeon named Berlyn Aussieahshowna, a name that turned out to be bogus.

The two women told Boise officers they believed Ross was a physician because of her apparent medical knowledge, and they agreed to undergo what they thought were breast exams, which happened at the bars.

The suspect’s gender is unclear. Idaho court records show that Ross was arrested for petty theft in the spring and that the arrest warrant was issued to a Kristoffer Jon Ross.

The Idaho Statesman website reported that Ross has a previous criminal record as a man but identifies herself as a woman and was booked into Ada County Jail as a female.

If convicted, Ross could face a maximum of five years in prison and a fine of up to $10,000 for each count.

Friday, December 17, 2010

Woman Set Boyfriend's Crotch Area On Fire


FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. -- This week, Belinda Newbold decided to set her boyfriend's crotch area on fire as he slept.  He awoke to the horrid sight of his crotch area on fire, as she stood over him with a lighter in hand.  Talk about a hot relationship.  Belinda explained that she was just trying to steam up their love life.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Can I use your Facebook while I Rob your house?

These "genius" broke into the home of Washington Post reporter Marc Fisher last week.  He stole a laptop, cash and the coat you see him wearing.  He then thought it would be a great idea to post this picture on Mr. Fisher's son's facebook account, as he boldly wore the stolen coat and pointed at the cash he stole.  Genius....Just Genius!



Tuesday, December 14, 2010

PAKISTAN JUSTICE SYSTEM RUNNING ON CRAZY PILLS!

DOCTOR FACES DEATH PENALTY IN PAKISTAN:  A doctor has been jailed in Pakistan for throwing away a business card of a man named "Muhammad."  The incident took place in Hyderabad, resulting in the doctor, Naushad Walyani, being taken to prison. 

Walyani was arrested over a seemingly trivial gesture in which he threw the business card of a passing pharmaceutical salesman in the rubbish bin.  Annoyed by the gesture, the salesman returned later with colleagues to admonish the doctor, allegedly attacking him during an argument.

The salesman threatened to report the doctor for blasphemy for not respecting the sacred name of the Prophet, as engraved on the business card.

A complaint was later made to police under the Blasphemy Act. The doctor was arrested and is now awaiting trial.  A later apology and the assurance that he had no intention of insulting the Prophet by throwing the card in the bin has so far served no purpose.

The complaint was supported by local religious leaders, meaning the doctor could now face a death sentence.

Courtesy of AlbuquerqueExpress.com

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Friday, December 10, 2010

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Sex Offender

Monday, December 6, 2010

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Economic Times Reflect Low-Tech Diguises

NEWS FLASH:  Harsh economic times force criminals to cut corners on disguises.


Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Top Headlines Today! Britain has implemented flip flops as standard issue to all Police Officers as an effective method of distracting bad guys by the clip-clap sound it makes. Suspects are apparently giving up as they believe that the sounds from the flip flops are shots being fired at them. This cutting edge law enforcement trend seems to have surfaced in various U.S. law enforcement departments.

Monday, November 8, 2010

Welcome Back...

We'll it's been a while since I've posted... Well over a year. Alot has happened and now many police departments find themselves in great financial crisis. So it's befitting that the first post of the year reflect the humorous side of this grave issue. Enjoy!