There's nothing I hate more that those darn donut wise-cracks we get from those unemployed comedians that comprise a good portion of those citizen contacts we encounter.I have been taking a proactive stance on this front and taking the fight to these unemployed comedians. I am sure you have also been a victim at the hands of a drive by donut wise-cracking.
Here is your chance to fight back. Picture yourself in the below familiar scenario and tell the world how you have responded to, or have wanted to respond to, the last donut wise-crack thrown at you.
As you know, these scenarios are where we bite our tongues to avoid a complaint. But there's no need to bite your tongue here. Tell us what you would say or have said in response to those old donut wise-cracks...
Give it Back to Them Here!
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When walking into a gas station to get a bottle of water, a customer in line looked over at me and asked with a smirk, "Where's the nearest donut shop officer?" I had been waiting for this moment since the last drive-by donut wise-cracking I experienced a few weeks ago.
I turned to him and said, "_______________________________________" ...
(Fill in the blank and keep it clean...)
-BM
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